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Twittercise My What? You Gotta' Be Tweeting Me!
Twittercise My What? You Gotta' Be Tweeting Me!
Wow, what an idea! I just had to post it here because I am sure someone will want to jump on this!
The other night, a Twitter from @CoachDeb, come across the page stating that she joined a new Ning group called Twittercise. It appears to be a group that is not only going to connect on Ning to give nutritional and at home exercising tips but, also give support through Twitter.
That was great until I went there and looked at people with 6pk abs. That is wonderful for some people but, not for me. If I had those abs I am afraid I would be looking for my tube tops and hip huggers from the 70’s.
I hear you all out there saying “you go girl".
Well, I have Cait to think about. Can you imagine the horror a teenage girl would face having her mother dress like that? Drug addiction, mass murder, or she could end up in years of therapy. That is such an awful thing to do to a child just because of my selfish Twittercising to 6pk abs.
Therefore I believe we should have a group called the Twitter Bums. Yes, a group that is open to all those Twitterittes with flat asses.
Another great group could be the Twitter Kegs. Yes, those of you with a keg belly rather than a measly 6pk. If you set your keyboard on your belly because you can not reach the desk – the Twitter Kegs group is for you.
All of you big chested people may want to check out Twitter Boobs. There you can get tips on tucking those babies in your waistband for flopless, aerodynamic, speed Twittering.
Maybe you might join the ‘He said – She said Twitts’ group for everyone on Twitter that has had a sex change or cross dresses.
I could go on for a huge list but I am sure you all have the Idea. In fact if you happen to have a great fun Twitter Group, be sure to post a comment & let us share in the fun. Please be somewhat family friendly.
Now go my little Twitter buds and bloom!!
Twit over and out,
Sheryl Loch – http://twitter.com/SherylLoch
About the author
Sheryl Loch supports green living, natural cures, health prevention, and loves animals. Her internet productivity is learned from going against the grain and testing her theories. Most times her sarcastic and to the point writing gets attention. Her noted success in branding is unsurpassed by most. http://sherylloch.com


