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Allison,
What would I have done without you?

I spent years trying to learn the Aussie ways.

Watched Crocodile Dundee who taught me to befriend the Aborigines, walk softly & carry a really big knife.

Steve Erwin prepared me to wrestle huge crocodiles, watch for big spiders, and that those snakes can jump when going after your crotch.

AC/DC had me put my ‘Balls to the Wall’ since I could not figure out how to do that, I just stopped listening to them.

After watching Kangaroo Jack – I know why you eat those furry critters that one irritated the piss out of me. 

More recently I found the Wiggles. Now that has got to be one of the best ways to learn Aussie. Maybe if I was 5y/o, they would not give me the urge to poke sharp sticks in my eyes and ears.

This all left me with the idea that all Australians were a bit off.

Then I met you!

That of course just reinforced the thought of Aussies being odd.

One day when I am old and gray, I will be sitting on the porch in my rocking chair sewing merkins (for naked cats) and in need of a laugh. I’ll grab my Depends & waddle my way to the ol’ PC to take a stroll down memory lane with the Tweets we have exchanged.

You have tweeted & posted about Twitter bitching, bad customer service, shown us that we need the Urban Dictionary on a bookmark, brought Mankini’s & merkins into the mainstream market place, and gave me hope that I could fit in to Australian culture.
But, most of all you have shown me that Australians are just like me. They long to be loved! I can not think of a better way to give you a Happy Birthday than to send you a giant hug!
Click here to get your GIANT Hug!

I hope you have a wonderful Birthday and enjoy the great new year of Allison!

XXOO,
Sheryl


PS. To Oz you must now wander, You're back on your home ground. This Melbournite will guide you on To delights that must be found…